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Baby-Says Bodysuit - Daddy’s Little Boy, 9-12 months

Adorable!
This bodysuit is adorable. It’s comfortable and stretchy, so it’s easy to pull on and off. It’s true to its size, though it did shrink a bit with washing. My almost 7-month-old wears it well right now. Always gets compliments.
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denim overalls(classic 12mos)

In the comfiest cotton denim, enzyme stonewashed for softness. With a cotton/polyester leg lining for a soft touch on baby’s delicate skin. Snap closures at adjustable straps, side waist and at leg openings for easy dressing and changing. Fashioned with a cute chest pocket, two side pockets, one with a coin welt and two back pockets with signature stitching for an authentic look. Faux fly. Imported.
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Mommy’s Little Boy

A useful tool for identifying binary state genders of tiny humans
It is well understood that small, new humans are easily confused with each other. Every day, when I see such post-pupaform earthlings, I am immediately confused as to their gender, let alone deciphering them from other vertebrate animals. Conversation is especially difficult because this primitive language requires chromosomal knowledge for proper communication about said tiny humans.

Too often have I resorted to my Covert Instant Gene Sequencer (CIGS) before articuloauditorily communicating with the female caretaker droids. But this is better than the alternative, as it is a bad idea to converse with the caretaker droids while accidentally choosing the wrong gender category of their undeveloped human masters.

I have written a guide on this subject, which gives helpful assimilation advice to my species, such as saying “I compliment you on your so-far successful sexual reproduction of this tiny male and wish your species success in continuing to improve its genome.” Because it is complimenting the gender that seems most important, I have sought a means to tag these tiny humans. At first, I used my CIGS and encoded their genders and other vital information onto subdermal beacons, which were injected into the subjects. The tiny humans, apparently acutely aware of occurrences about their dermis, emitted an auditory alarm to their caretaker droids. I also attempted to engrave gender identifications onto each subject’s thorax region, but this too was not able to be performed covertly, unless it was followed by acute memory demelioration.

Therefore, I sought out information on gender tagging, and found this item made of plant polymer fibers that humans coat around their offspring and themselves. It was a remarkable find, for I could replicate these items and give them to caretaker droids and they would willingly use them, thus identifying the genders of these undeveloped humans for me!